Poor 'Orange Dot'? Fake tan, indeed. lol. You just can't trust these newspapers and people know it nowadays. And the cheek of that MP, talking to the BBC(I think) about 'poverty porn'.
Well I'm waiting for the next programme in the series:
'Work all the hours God Sends to make ends meet and have 20% taken off so wasters can sit on their backsides drinking Lambrini and dealing in Drugs' Street.