Rip Christopher Lee.

[tonyav]

Died on Sunday aged 93. Not gonna call him Dracula.

[DaisyNonna]

Deliciously Devilish

[tonyav]

Ohhh I forgot the link.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/christopher-lee-dies-at-the-age-of-93/ar-BBkXwzb

[Milvus]

Have we checked at the ports for strange coffins being delivered?

[tonyav]

Maybe somewhere on the Yorkshire coast, Milvus.

[Milvus]

Rule 1 Don't open it
Rule 2 See above

[Milvus]

Forgot:
Rule 3 Don't talk with women in diaphanous nightwear

[tonyav]

Rule 3. keep a string of garlic around your neck.
Rule 4. always keep a wooden stake at hand.

[tonyav]

Milvus
Mark as Best Answer
Forgot:
Rule 3 Don't talk with women in diaphanous nightwear


Doh, I'm doomed.

[Milvus]

Steady T, don't touch the coffin

[Ken4155]

I remember an interview he did on tv some time ago - may have been on 'Parky' - in which he described watching one of his own horror films at the cinema. He was seated behind two young women, who had squealed and squirmed their way through the film. As it ended, and just before the lights came up, he leaned forward, tapped them both on the shoulder and, in his scariest voice, asked them, "Did you enjoy the film?" Bet the cleaners found a couple of wet patches on the seats, afterwards.

[Jomlett]

Fangs for the memory...