Jerry Hall & Rupert Murdoch Engaged

[Maydup]

I'm not usually one for celebrity gossip, but what do you think of this?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/rupert-murdoch-uses-newspaper-classified-to-announce-engagement-to-jerry-hall-a3153876.html

[murraymints]

well good luck to them

[1ozzy]

Lucky Rupert!!!!

Err, maybe not, there could be a heart-a-stroke on the horizon.

Lucky Jerry ;-)

[Old_Geezer]

It's good to find what you need in one's old age. I hope it works out for them.

[waterboatman]

Well whoopy!

[DTCwordfan]

Wendi has been well and truly denged then....

heart attack or stroke, ozzy.....just suffocation in the wedding bed.

[murraymints]

you 2 old cynics !

[DTCwordfan]

I see it is her virgin marriage......

Go forward six months, Rupee marries Jerry.

He suddenly dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her,

"What was he like, Jerry?"

"Oh very generous and loving; gave me anything I wanted."

"We don't mean that, what was he like in bed?"

"Oh fantastic and really knew how to handle a woman like me. Rupee took his time, mind you, and none of this wham, bang, thank you Maam"

Jerry continues....with a distant loving gaze in her eyes.

"We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made love to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....."

"He would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."

[1ozzy]

Heart-a-Stroke,,
Definition from the dictionary of Oz.

A simultaneous heart attack and stroke, usually brought on from over exertion.
(Not saying where these usually occur)

[douglas9401]

Obituary writers will have work to file this morning.
It leaves the way clear for Tony too so nice folk win all round.

[DTCwordfan]

true douglas, so true.....tony donging the deng.

[Cloverjo]

Well good luck to them. An unlikely pairing, but then lots of us are.
I don't like the way the report mentioned the massive divorce payout to his first wife and then said "meanwhile Jerry, one of four daughters, went toParis to pursue a modelling career aged 16." It makes her sound as if she might be after his money, whereas she is probably very wealthy already in her own right.

[saintpeter48]

I wonder what first attracted her to the multi billionaire Rupert Murdoch!

[Barsel]

Why, whatever do you mean, Mrs Merton.(said in an American accent.)

[Peter Pedant]

// "We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made love to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....." //

and Roop would say - no that is my second wife

altho I have to apologise and say I am slow of the mark for Wendy Dong jokes. and also for implying that Tony B was responsible for the break up of THAT marriage ( and a roman catholic too ! )

You know the Trivial pursuit question where does a vietnamese keep his dong ? (( in his walllet is the correct answer ) can we work on
' in Rupert Murdoch's wife ! one liners - I cant quite seem to get it right ...

[Peter Pedant]

why not drag Heather mills mccartney into this

when sanger was asked why he had married Heth as her third husband considering she had taken 6 million off no 1 and twenty million off no 2
answered

there is no fool like an old fool - - ( how true how true )

[jomifl]

I was very touched as no doubt Rupert is and will be.

[Caribeing]

Takes all sorts, the long and the short and the tall!Money orientated without this they would both struggle to find partners!

[katerich48]

She'll get more out of Murdoch than she ever got out of Mick Jagger - you only have to look at the engagement ring..