Trying to get in before the big guns get up to speed, I propose a scheme whereby anyone posting a whiny comment about something that a comic, wit, humourist or racconteur utters should immediately and without limit of time be banned from t'internet. They can then go back to their old ways of boring the mammaries off anyone in earshot down the pub/WRI/flower pressing guild ot whatever.
That way it'll leave more room for serious debate on gay cakes an' that.