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gness | 22:48 Sat 12th Mar 2016 | ChatterBank
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I turned up for my Eisteddfod stint today at a church......I had been given a throne like chair on a platform.....and the chair had wheels....

We're not letting Gness sit on that! said my friend, L who organises the Eisteddfod......it's got wheels and she'll fall off during a Sacred Song ......Anyway Gness...why are you wearing odd earrings? Honestly.....trust you!

I was!.....I'd shopped....I'd greeted folk wearing one white shell earring and one ornate silver elephant earring..... lord knows how I managed that.... :-(

Tonight was our big Winner's Concert.....L took centre stage....making sure everything went well......she looked lovely in her black and white.....well you do make an effort when you're on stage with a large audience.....and she'd had a really busy day.....just time to go home for a quick change and back again....

During our end of concert refreshments I complimented her on her hard work and how good she looked....But....I said......Why are you doing this wearing odd shoes?......☺

We looked down at one black shoe....cuban heel...and one blue shoe.....little stiletto heel.......

Oh how I laughed.....☺☺☺

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00:32 Sun 13th Mar 2016
We looked down at one black shoe....cuban heel...and one blue shoe.....little stiletto heel.......


Did she walk with a limp, gness ?.
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Tony....we couldn't think why she didn't notice she was walking funny....but she's had operations on her feet recently and is used to feeling odd....

We are taking her to the optician on Monday.......☺
"Odd shoes", gness? Shoes only come in pairs...Even I know that.
Tony checks his socks
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Of course they do, Stuey....she had another pair at home...just the same...x
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Checking your socks, Tony....you can see past your pants?!!!
LOL, only with the aid of a pericope, gness.
Actually, Tony is checking the vertical painted on line on the back of his legs.
Oi ya cheeky git I don't do those WW2 things anymore.
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Painted in gravy no doubt.....☺
AHHHGGGG

I knew it
Gravy which he obtained somehow from them there over-sexed, over-paid, and over-here guys stationed about 60 miles away.
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Or from Mamya.....☺
Anyhoo it was sand that I used, so there.
Is mamya American?
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No....but she has lots of gravy...x
No stuey, and neither does she deal in chocolate, chewing gum, cigarettes or nylon stocking, stuey well at least I don't think that she does.
You say you use sand? Dune be telling us a fib, blast it!
That was a bit 'Sharp', stuey.
Aye, lad...It's just the silly silica coming out in me.

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