Brilliant Remark!

[Caran]

In on benefits 30 stone.
Claimant at the seaside says. I won't go on the beach today - there is too much sand everywhere!
Pure magic!!

[Buenchico]

I'm reminded of this
http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/magazine/news/20-astonishing-holiday-complaints-thomas-cook-abta

;-)

[ummmm]

I don't see what's brilliant about it. Sand does get everywhere and sometimes you're not in the mood for it.

[jno]

especially if it was windy or anything. That's when the sand really is everywhere, not just on the ground.

[tonyav]

7 and 8 are gud un's, Chris.

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white

[Mamyalynne]

Tell me about it! On a sandy campsite in France along comes the Mistral, my contact lenses were impossible to wear.

[Ken4155]

By pure coincidence, Caran, i Googled 'stupid people' today on Google Images and, besides pictures of some really stupid looking folk, there were genuine quotes, some gleaned from the various social networks. One that stood out was on twitter and posted by a girl called Laura. It begins, "OMG I just read that China is 12 hours ahead of America. Why didn't they warn them about 9/11......" Stupid is as stupid does.

[Buenchico]

Hi Tony.

I'm doing some product testing at the moment ;-)
http://motleypenguins.co.uk/boozybeerblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/purple.jpg

[tonyav]

I like a drop of porter, Chris.
What's that one like ?.

[Buenchico]

^^^ It's not the absolute best of porters, Tony. (I prefer the Shepherd Neame one sold under their own labels by Asda and Sainsburys, as Whitechapel Porter and London Porter, respectively). However at just £1.25 per 500 ml bottle it's still a very pleasant drink:
http://motleypenguins.co.uk/boozybeerblog.co.uk/?p=1373

[tonyav]

Ah Lidl, I'll give it a try I think Chris.

[Buenchico]

Remember to report back, Tony!

I think that I might try some of their other beers. Just in the interests of research, of course!

[tonyav]

I think that I might try some of their other beers. Just in the interests of research, of course!


Of course, Chris. Your reason mirrors mine ;-)

[Old_Geezer]

They're quite right. The sea has been very wet recently too.

[Sipowicz]

A piddle after Lidl?