Thoughtful Librarian....

[Patsy33]

A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's going to bring it back??

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?"
After an extensive search the librarian returns, “I can’t find it."
The man says "That’s the one!"

[Patsy33]

It's after the F spot isn't it Marval? Lol!...

[marval]

I believe it is Patsy.

A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."

[Patsy33]

A man asked librarian if they had 'Conspiracies Of The World' she told him the new order would be there by Monday....

[DTCwordfan]

What happened to the Irish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

[DTCwordfan]

The librarian handed the blind man a cheese grater......

The blind man said, "That's the most violent book I've ever read."

[Patsy33]

Haha DTC, that is soo funny!

[EDDIE51]

The library decided to take the books on sex off the shelves as children kept sniggering at them. Instead they put a notice on the shelf space where the books should have been it read,
''Please ask Librarian for sex ''

[Patsy33]

Lol Eddie!!

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."

[Patsy33]

Good one Marval!..

[1ozzy]

I've been trying for ages to get rid of my book on Boomerangs.

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"