Last Night's New Game......

[gness]

.....split the loo roll......

Five holiday makers arriving late at a large holiday "cottage".....three en suite bedrooms on two floors.....one cloakroom and.....

Provided........One little toilet roll between us...... :-)

[cupid04]

I always take my own Andrex wipes...

[Eleena]

Sounds like a recipe for fun Gness ;0)

[cupid04]

In case of Klingons ;-))

[bookbinder]

Do some quick unrolling (person A stands with said roll with a wooden spoon through it), Person B has another wooden spoon (or similar) with which he/she rolls up half of paper. Use one half for the ladies and place it in one W.C., the other half is for the gents and goes in another W.C. That means only 2 W.C.s are used until the supply wagon rolls in (with more rolls on board).

[Arksided]

... I bet it wiped the smirk off your faces.

[gness]

We have wipes, Cupes....but dryings good too...;-)

Combined with the wine, Eleena it was.....

Now, that could work, BB......but it could leave a caught short in the night person wandering through the room of a making the most of a holiday couple at an unfortunate moment..... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

It was my turn to cook/cater yesterday ... I firmly believe that the abuse I got for ordering 5 beef madras specials from the local Indian take-away was unnecessary ...

[gness]

Read Dave's answer, Ark......smirking we were not!....:-)

[Eleena]

Nice one Dave ;0)

[sunny-dave]

[Eleena]

LOL!!

[Tilly2]

Fancy not taking your own toilet paper. Tut!

[wolf63]

I dread running out of toilet rolls and usually over-purchase them - I have two bags of 24 plus some smaller bags on the go just now. One would last no time at all.

I do hope that you bought some decent quality ones for the rest of your stay. Cheap toilet roll can be a messy affair. I am lucky that my angelic little moggies are part the stage of wanting to disembowel toilet rolls.

[gness]

Tut away, Tilly......we only have two cars......enough toilet roll for five people for three weeks would have meant leaving....me behind probably..... :-(

Stocked up for a few days, Wolf......or a week if Dave doesn't cater again......x

[tonyav]

Problem solved, gness ( even if Dave does order more Ruby Murrays ).

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[gness]

Thank you, Tony....we could have had fun with that!..x

[shoota]

Well, if you must go gadding in undeveloped countries.....

[ducksie]

undeveloped country?? we have loo roll for sale at every corner shop, even in the wilds of Kerry ;)

[gness]

Hello stranger....lovely to see you.....

Shoota.....you have no idea how developed Ireland is...!
Everything here is......well just so good......even the politics and politicians are cheerier.......the folk are cheerier....the roads are good.....everywhere is clean and tidy.....even the rain is rainier....... :-)

[gness]

Hey, Ducksie......you can have no idea how lucky you are to be living here.......I'm really tempted now.....just finances to sort....
Anyway....do you watch Vincent Browne?.....he has me hooked......!