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I Was Attacked Last Night!

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Voltage | 14:12 Mon 05th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool, there I was just minding my own business then... BOSCH!
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Avatar Image Patsy33
You should have got revenge by showing your Lidl tool...
14:20 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Oi patsy you promised you wouldn't tell :-(
14:49 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Lol!
Whatev sort of a Punch was it?
15:01 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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You need to know the drill when that happens.
15:02 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Don't know I took a right hammering
15:02 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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He needs a good decking!
15:04 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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I never saw it coming!
15:05 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Haha...
You nailed it!..
15:07 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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That's 'plane' bad luck....................
15:34 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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I was attacked in the chippy the other week. I took a right battering.
15:37 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Was it codswallop jack lol
15:39 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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It must've been electrifying!
15:41 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.
I was really impressed at how well he'd trained it.
21:08 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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The chippy, a dangerous plaice.
21:28 Mon 05th Feb 2018

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