I Love Playing

[marval]

I love playing ‘telekinetic snooker’. But you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it.

I brush after every meal, and my dentist says my hair looks lovely.

I purchased a new car the other day and it seemed good at first, but it stops everyday between twelve and three in the afternoon. It is a Ford Siesta.

I saw a hunter being chased across a field last night by a blonde deer, fair game.

I was reading a Shakespeare play yesterday. Not a lot happened, and it was actually quite boring. To be honest, it was Much Ado About Nothing.

A horse was killed by its own children. Police suspect foal play.

I have just started working in the local snooker cue factory. The pays nothing special, but we make some great tips.

I have written a book about an apartment block for midgets. It’s a collection of short storeys.

A man sent me a picture of himself during the week in his underwear. I don’t know why he just didn’t use an envelope.

I have just seen two used tea bags having a fight. I had to restrain them.

[Patsy33]

They get better each time Marval! :-)

[Voltage]

Same as patsy lol

[1ozzy]

I resigned from my job circumcising elephants.
Big tips involved but the pay was lousy.