Life's Really Exciting Here In Siffolk

[Buenchico]

This is the current lead story on our local rag's website:
http://www.upl.co/uploads/Headline1534620114.jpg

Wow!

How exciting can you get?

[Buenchico]

Siffolk?

Where's that???

[gness]

Next to Niffolk?...x

[david small]

Next to Nilfork?

[Buenchico]

That's a dirty word here, Gness ;-)

[douglas9401]

Well, she's nae Subo but any port.

[tonyav]

Soooo the Guinea Pig is after a date as well.

[Buenchico]

Hmmm.

They say that great minds think alike, don't they, Gness & David?

(So it's not just great minds then)

;-)

[Prudie]

typos are more likely with 6 fingers

[tonyav]

Villa got a draw against Ipswatch down in Siffolk today.

[Buenchico]

Subo or sumo, Doug?

[Baldric]

Looks like a Sumo imo

[Buenchico]

>>> typos are more likely with 6 fingers

. . . but 6 fingers are better for scratching webbed feet, Prudie.


>>> Soooo the Guinea Pig is after a date as well

Don't give TV executives ideas, Tony. We'll have "Guinea Pigs Go Wild" as a prime time show before you know it?

[Cloverjo]

It's slightly more exciting news than another local headline 'Woman, aged 87, dies'.
(With apologies to the family of the woman who died).

[DTCwordfan]

Bit like the one I saw in the Otago Times when the Gulf War (Bush 1) flared up when I was down there - 'Woman has 5 Lambs'

[tonyav]

Don't give TV executives ideas, Tony. We'll have "Guinea Pigs Go Wild" as a prime time show before you know it?

Aw c'mon Chris, couldn't be any worse than prime time tv as it is now .

[DTCwordfan]

How about that awful Wedding Game programme on BBC 1 earlier - I saw a bit of it before I went off to the local - pure twaddle and a complete waste of tax payers money.....

[Buenchico]

You're probably right there, Tony.

It's good to know (I think!), DTC & Clover, that other local newspapers are just as bad as ours is ;-)

[douglas9401]

I'd never be so ungallant. :-)

[tonyav]

I watched ( while waiting for the news ) worserer carp than that, DT.
The wrestling on ITV.