Dear Santa

[Theland]

Dear Father Xmas, I have been a very good boy.
Please bring me a brand new Brexit, but without the bells and whistles.
Also a dartboard with a picture of Monsewer Barnpot on it.
And a game of Deal or No Deal?
Thank you Mr Claus.

[bookbinder]

No sooner said than done, young lad! Ho, ho, ho!

[rowanwitch]

Dear. Santa
Due to your status as an imaginary being and the world no longer having a place for fantasy please note. Christmas is cancelled
Rowan
Age 6
In case I am wrong can I have a unicorn, long golden hair and a handsome Prince.

[Theland]

Rowan - I, yes me, am a handsome Prince!

[rowanwitch]

But the Prince has to be available and capable of rescuing me. Do you have a forklift...only the weight looking as programme is teak :) a while

[rowanwitch]

Looking as !!! Loss

[Theland]

I have a faithful steed, a. Mobility scooter.
As for the unicorn, well I have long grey hair, but sadly, these days, no horn!

[nailit]

No horn Theland?
Do you want mine, never get to use it these days. Toot Toot!

[Theland]

No soft half inch in the middle?

[rowanwitch]

Oh dear this is going down hill fast, unlike the mobility scooter

[nailit]

No, mines a sturdy hard horn. No soft bits in it anywhere. Had it years.