The Romantic Theland.

[Theland]

Went to the Off License and bought Mrs T some fags.
Decided to kill two birds with one stone and mark Valentine's Day.
So I borrowed a felt tip pen off the assistant and drew a large heart on the ciggy packet, and presented it to the love of my life.

She was not impressed!

[gness]

She does smoke, doesn't she?....Only............... ;-)

[Baldric]

Cheapskate! . . . ;o)

[sanmac]

As I understand it, you went to buy your wife some fags and then proceeded to give them, with a little heart on the pack, to the love of your life...No wonder your wife is upset.

[Calicogirl]

See I actually think that's really romantic :)... as long as something proper follows on Valentine's day (assuming you celebrate it) x

[goodgoalie]

If you gave them to the love of your life, did your wife get any cigarettes?

[retrocop]

Roses are Red and Violets are Blue
Heres some smokes
Up your flue.

[Toorak]

It’s good to see that romance hasn’t died.... :-(

[douglas9401]

I see Oozlum season is still open.

[Mamyalynne]

Did you draw it round the lung?

[Theland]

Remember, it was made by hand !

[tonyav]

A bit early with the Valentine pressie, Theland. She'll be expecting another one on Thursday.

[Theland]

In my dream she rips off all of my clothes.
But then the dream gets spoiled as she shouts, "I'm washing these you smelly bigger!"

[Calicogirl]

Was that a Freudian slip Theland lol :)

[Theland]

"***"

[Theland]

Bug her

[Theland]

I may steal her a bar of chocolate.

[sanmac]

A Mister Big Bar? http://www.candygurus.com/do-we-really-need-the-cadbury-mr-big-bar/

[DarceyK123]

I expect its a bit more expensive in your house Baldric!

[johnny.5]

why didn't you just buy a packet which already had the heart picture on it ?

[DTCwordfan]

Darcey - sheer numbers mean that chez Balders.....