Parrot Arrested In Brazil

[albaqwerty]

seriously!
You couldn't make it up.

Apparently arrested on Tuesday but he has exercised his right not to say anything....

http://www.thebajapost.com/2019/04/24/narco-parrot-arrested-in-brazil/

[tonyav]

Have they found the stool pigeon that grassed.

[Baldric]

Who's a petty boy then?

[sanmac]

It'll get released after paying a myna fine.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Arrested by the old Bill, eh? When does he appear before the beak?

(Just trying to show that when it comes to bad puns toucan play at that game)

[Unsureme]

What's a petty boy?

[Baldric]

Think about it.

[Mamyalynne]

Nice shoes.

[Unsureme]

Think about what? You don't like it when people pick up on your Typos,but you are quick to try and ridicule others,think about that.

[Baldric]

Oh, but I do, all the time, we all make mistakes, question is who has the greater degree of understanding, innit?

[marval]

I agree you couldn't make it up. I wonder if he will end up doing bird.

[albaqwerty]

if he/she/it is charged and found guilty, will that make it a jail-bird?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Good one Albs! :-)

Talk about a flight of fancy!....

[hereIam]

'Nice shoes'. Love it !

[EDDIE51]

That is one clever Parrot !

[Zacs-Master]

Oh, so not the snooker player then.

[zebo]

Zacs, I thought exactly the same!

[Bazile]

Speaking of toucans

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1524613.html