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Dog Trainers
I have just seen an advert for ‘Dog trainers’ in the paper. I can’t get mine to wear a collar, let alone sportswear.
The girls in my local strip club are so good with computers they do lap top dancing.
The cook at my local Chinese is a pervert. Peking Chef.
Italian scientists are becoming increasingly worried about people’s pasta consumption. Statistics have been released for a safe Carbonara Footprint.
My partner and I met whilst working at a plastic-wrap factory. I had to end it though, he was far too clingy.
I have just taken the dog out to do his business. He is a Corgi gas fitter.
I got in a fight with a load of kids earlier. I never knew goats could be so vicious.
I apologise, my posts about planking may have caused a fence.
I was chatting to my friend when this Asian guy comes up and says: “Satsuma, clementine, orange, satsuma, satsuma, orange…” I said to my friend “I haven’t got a clue what he’s saying.” He said, “That is because he is talking in Mandarin.”
I was walking to work the other day when some big bird came running over to me asking for directions. I wasn’t much help though, I had never heard of Sesame street.
The girls in my local strip club are so good with computers they do lap top dancing.
The cook at my local Chinese is a pervert. Peking Chef.
Italian scientists are becoming increasingly worried about people’s pasta consumption. Statistics have been released for a safe Carbonara Footprint.
My partner and I met whilst working at a plastic-wrap factory. I had to end it though, he was far too clingy.
I have just taken the dog out to do his business. He is a Corgi gas fitter.
I got in a fight with a load of kids earlier. I never knew goats could be so vicious.
I apologise, my posts about planking may have caused a fence.
I was chatting to my friend when this Asian guy comes up and says: “Satsuma, clementine, orange, satsuma, satsuma, orange…” I said to my friend “I haven’t got a clue what he’s saying.” He said, “That is because he is talking in Mandarin.”
I was walking to work the other day when some big bird came running over to me asking for directions. I wasn’t much help though, I had never heard of Sesame street.
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