Moira The Wonder Woman

[derek-33]

What a gal.running the farm it seems single handed looking out for rustlers selling the livestock at market and to top it all must have a certified kitchen to slice up cattle to get mince and make burgers and deliver em !
And Vanessa sure has a strong bladder !

[pastafreak]

????....

[derek-33]

Emmerdale pasta

[Georgiesmum]

Moira who?

[elliemay1]

Moira Dingle in Emmerdale

[elliemay1]

https://emmerdale.fandom.com/wiki/Moira_Dingle

[pastafreak]

Ohhh...I never watch it.

[brainiac]

Ha yes, derek, I was thinking the same thing. And don't forget Moira also went off and left the entire running of the farm (now Pete's gone) to her inexperienced trans son Matty. Can't wait to see what happens when lambing starts....

Maybe Pierce has catheterised Vanessa?

[DarceyK123]

Don't know how she gets it all done as most of her time is taken up in her kitchen drinking tea or wine and arguing with anyone who steps through the door.

[derek-33]

Vanessa it not very bright it seems.... she's tied to a drawer handle I don't know of any type of draw you can pull out even the ones with soft closing.. pull out tip upwards and your there. Of course it could be the writers who arn't that bright ?

[gingejbee]

^^somebody's not listening....Vanessa did say something about being tied to a false drawer a few nights ago.....

[derek-33]

a false drawer . what a get out gingebee, how many of us viewers are laughing at the non bowel / bladder movement, dont expect us to believe that hes taken her upstairs to the loo,half a dozen times ?
(yes its not real .soaps are escapism for us lower classes)

[dannyk13]

I think Emmerdale ha run its course and should be axed, or at least employ some decent script writers.

[royfromaus]

gingejbee ^^somebody's not listening....Vanessa did say something about being tied to a false drawer a few nights ago.....




Yes, a false drawer explains it. Eddie 'The Beast' Hall would struggle to pull off a firmly fixed false draw.

[Mexican18]

Who is Eddie Hall?

[lankeela]

Vanessa and Callum must both have strong bladders! Coincidence or do they copy each other's storylines? How many guns have appeared in all the soaps over the past month? How many stalkers? How many loan sharks? How many social services interventions with kids? Surely cannot all be coincidence.