A Little Light Giggle And Sorry If I Offend

[Bobbisox1]

Putting dinner out in the kitchen, mince and dumplings and there was 2 ring necked pigeons sitting on the rail of the decking , I’m scared of any bird, no secret, these two were ‘necking’ and getting very into it , I turned to Mr B and said “ Knock on the window will you , those two are going to sh** any time now, the look I got was priceless and because of it I just couldn’t stop laughing at him, he’s not well pleased :0/

[douglas9401]

Coo.

[Bobbisox1]

He’s never sworn in front of any woman, I think he was gob smacked haha

[mallyh]

i'd rather they clashed naughty bits than do a sh@@ all over the place .very messy x

[Bobbisox1]

It wasn’t a shat I meant lol it ended in a ‘g’ haha

[mallyh]

I know ,mine ended in a t ,what you said doesn't make a mess on the decking lol :-)

[Mexican18]

Have you never heard of' billing and cooing' ?

[Bobbisox1]

Mally, you’ve set me off giggling again haha x

[mallyh]

oh dear I fear you have lock in fever lol x

[Bobbisox1]

I must have, it’s more when I think of his serious look , I stifle a giggle

[Mexican18]

By the way, I think you mean collared doves.

[Bobbisox1]

Yeah them, awful things Mexi, btw, good job we didn’t do a deal ( even if we could of) re computer, I tried doing a hard reset back to factory settings, it got to 54% and wouldn’t go any further ,I checked, there’s a problem with the C drive partition ,it’ll do for someone who can remedy ghat I suppose, I’d give it away free

[Arksided]

Wow there's plenty of racing pigeons around in these here parts of West Yorkshire, but a frightening moment for me was when a Raven fell dowm my chimney stack, I heard it fall down and trying to get out, I reported it for someone to come and remove the gas fire to let it out... wow I didn't realise how big they are up close. he/she strutted into my living room like they owned the place... it was scary because of how big they are.

[marval]

Thank you for the giggle Bobbi.

[Bobbisox1]

Marvel, Mr B is of the * old school* and doesn’t swear in front of a woman, I have been known to use a few checkered expletives and he just shakes his head haha

[marval]

Oh bless him.

[SparklyKid]

I liked that.

[Georgiesmum]

I like collared doves.x

[AuntPollyGrey]

Not being funny bobbi but I can't see the funny side (yes i'm a miserable ***) lol! Are you saying your OH gave you a dirty look and is not well pleased with you for saying the work s.h.a.g.?