I haven't got anyone yet this series, although if Sausagw isn't Sheriden Smith, I'll eat my hat. Last series, I got Teddy Sheringham straight away (40 years as a Spurs fan, I bloody well should too, and no, I didn't get Glenn Hoddle), but I'm pretty hopeless. I only watch it after I've recorded it, so I don't have to put up with the judge's waffle. They must be the most irritating people on the planet. They only seemed less so last year as Ken Jeong made look timid in comparison.