Don't Get It? Blame Yer Parents.

[Ken4155]

Apparently a study has found that missing the point is down to upbringing. The Vicar of Dibley's sidekick, Alice, never got the joke told by Dawn French at the end of each episode. Such as this one;

To nuns are driving through Transylvania when a great big vampire jumps on the bonnet of their car. On nun says to the other, "Show him your cross." So the other nun opens the window and shouts, "Get off our bonnet, you toothy git."

Here's a few more;

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
A jar of Omega 3 vitamins fell on my head when i opened the cupboard. I sustained super fish oil injuries.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish.
What do accountants do when they're constipated? Work it out with a pencil.
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far, i've got 12 fridges.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night. He stays up wondering of there really is a dog.

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The only time I don't get it is when it's badly told.

My dad was hilarious. He could tell a really rubbish joke and make it funny. So I understand simple jokes, and I love them.

Saying that, I laugh very easily.

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Which, Theland, would be funnier if said out loud.

[aelmpvw]

gym owner to prospective client 'how flexible are you?'
client, 'i can do tuesdays and fridays'

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OMG - why on earth was Thelands answer removed. It was innocent, it was a joke.

[LochNessMonster]

Went to an Irish Disco a good few years ago?


You moved your body on the dancefloor.

Disco Here
Disco There
Disco Everywhere