First Dates, Worst Dates

[naomi24]

Just for fun, let’s have stories of your worst dates.

Mine was my first meeting with a pen friend who was away with the Royal Navy. He sent me flowers and presents and described himself as 6ft 2in and blond, and upon our first - and last - meeting turned out to be one of the ugliest men I’ve ever seen. It was dreadful! Oh, God! I’m sooo shallow!

[Ken4155]

Yes, but was he 6ft 2in and blond?

[Theland]

He never sent you a photograph?

[naomi24]

Yes, he was, Ken. He just didn't tell me the rest. I wondered why he hadn't sent a picture but thought perhaps it might be difficult with him being away at sea. No mobile phones then.

[ummmm]

I've never been on a date, like a proper date.

[emmie]

i used to go on blind dates, yes long before internet dating, one guy who got in touch was named Maurice, ok i thought i can live with that, to be on the safe side we arranged for him to come to the flat, my family were in so was quite safe, the evening rolled around, i was standing in the kitchen when this body appeared to go past the window, i couldn't see a face or head, so opened the front door, to be met by a giant - all of 7ft, no wonder i couldn't see his head passing the window, he wore a large bow tie and suit, and was not my cup of tea at all. we did go for a drink but i decided at 5ft 4" i wasn't in his league. No gentle giant he.

[Smowball]

Naomi how did you get out of a second date?? Lol

[burlyshirley]

Many years ago I met a bloke on a blind date outside a cinema. I was mortified when I met him, he badly needed a good wash and his hair smelled dirty and unwashed, I could smell it all night. I swear I can even smell it sometimes now ! I know I never saw him again, but can't remember how I extricated myself from it, I just know I did ...

[emmie]

another date was a taxi driver who was driving me home from a night club, who asked me for a drink, gave me the pub to meet at no problem, i arrived at the pub and couldn't see him, i thought oh he's stood me up, then this little bloke tottered over he was shorter than me by at least six inches, seemed that in the cab he looked tall because he was sitting on six cushions, i had one drink and left him to it, nice enough guy i guess but too short.

[Sqad]

Never had any worst dates.

[emmie]

shallow i suppose, never mind i got drunk one night and met Mr Em, the rest as they say is history.

[AuntPollyGrey]

My worst first date was when I was invited to his house for a meal. He had caught some trout and promised a lovely fresh trout dinner. He cooked them with the heads on -ok by me - but half-way through the meal I found a fish eyeball in my mashed potato!

LoL.....we've been married 30 years this september -I found his talents laid elsewhere.......;-)

[NeedToKnowPlease]

i was never fond of seamen

[Barmaid]

Years ago, I met a bloke for a drink at an old country pub. Every now and again his body would violently shake. I thought this a bit strange, but thought that he probably had some horrid condition that provoked involuntary muscle spasms. I cant remember whether I asked or he volunteered the information but he informed me that we were in a very old pub and these spasms were caused by the spirits passing through his aura. I just made it to the loo before I wet myself laughing.

The evening wore to a close and we went to leave the pub, he then went in for the goodnight kiss, which I deftly side stepped and he nearly brained himself on the door jam of my car.

There wasnt a date no 2.

[Ken4155]

Supposedly on 'Adventure Training' in a little place called Immenstadt in Bavaria, i met a girl on a boating lake. Her name was Irene Fleschutz - exotically pronounced Irenya - and it turned out her dad owned the boats on the lake. We got chatting - her English was really good, if a little heavily accented - and exchanged a couple of kisses. The she asked me back to her house for sex!!!!!! I thought all my birthday's had come at once. We went to her house where she introduced me to her father, then her mother, then her brother, then her grandmother, and i thought "How are we going to have sex with all these rellies in the house?"
Then she announced out loud, "Now we'll have sex"!!! The rellies all beamed their appreciation while i stood there, mouth open in amazement. Then Irene reached into a cupboard and brought out a bottle of Sect. I can't remember if i was disappointed or relieved.

[Sqad]

////%How are we going to have sex with all these rellies in the house?"///

I think she just meant with her Ken, not sh@gging the whole family.

[roopower]

I went on a blind date who failed to tell me we were going to a fancy dress party. He turned up to fetch me dressed as Noddy. I then discovered he was a photographer specialising in female nudes. I didn't see him again.

[Prudie]

My worst date was probably my first. I was a very shy and inexperienced 15 yeard old. He was a French boy over here staying with a local family and I really liked him. it was a lovely summer day and we hired a rowing boat and went out on the river at Christchurch. After 10 minutes of him rowing I desperately needed the loo but was far too reserved to say something so spent ages in agony - both physical and mental - couldn't even begin to say what I needed. It was just awful.

[tiggerblue10]

This is going to sound extremely shallow and I understand I'll probably gets some stick but when I was about 19 I went on a blind date with a guy who was very obese - I'm guessing over 30st. I didn't find him attractive at all, and he smelt a bit too. We went to a pub for lunch and my 2 old school mates came into the pub and sat a few tables away. He didn't know. Anyway, I never saw him again.

[Sqad]

tigger
/////I'm guessing over 30st. I didn't find him attractive at all,///

Never mind I guess that you had a few laughs chewing the fat over lunch.

[LadyCG]

I went on a date with a chap I first got talking to via online dating. He looked quite nice in his photo.

When we met in person he was dressed in a black shirt that was literally covered up the back with white hairs (from an animal I presume) and he had teeth like a row of old tombstones. I was actually embarrassed walking into the pub with him. He was a bit square-headed too, a la Herman Munster.

He turned out to have a bit of mental instability too with multiple online identities.

Nevertheless I hope he wins a fortune on the lottery. He got dealt a naff hand and life should compensate the poor guy somehow.