Tha nature of attraction.

[andy hughes]

Which film or TV stars who are famous for being desirable, either leave you totally unmoved, or worse still, infuriate you at the sight of them?

I'll start - Helen Mirren seems to me to be an average looking middle-aged woman, I see nothing of her 'legendary' sex appeal. Angelina Jolie stirs nothing at all, but Andi MacDowell makes me want to throw things at any screen she appears on!

OK - your turn ....

[GK2005]

Self-absorbed fat ass Jennifer Lopez does nothing for me. Find myself uncontrollably reaching for the remote control when she appears on the screen.

[andy hughes]

No splinters in your bottom from fence-sitting then GK2005 - LOL!

[Cymbeline]

Keanu Reeves.

Irritating voice. Greasy hair. Apalling actor. Zero sex appeal.

[guinnessman]

Totally agree with J-Lo ! And as for Angelina Jolie, I asked a group of friends (male and female) who found her attractive, and most of the women said yes whereas only a couple of the guys did. Weird !

[Cymbeline]

Oh...and the guy who plays Jack in "Lost". To me, he is sort of average looking with a weird "flabby" chin but his co-star Josh Holloway - playing "Sawyer", on the other hand, is a god amongst men and yet totally overlooked by the chinless wonder! What's that about? Actually, speaking of chins...anyone ever considered the horrendous overbite the offspring of a union of Keira Knightly and Will Young would have?

[Octavius]

None of those 'diva' types do anything for me when, singing, trying to act or otherwise. Includes J-Lo, Madonna and Mariaaaarggghhh Carey.

I can however see the sex appeal in Helen Mirren.

[lepers]

don't u find that sawyer fellas long whispy fly-away hair at all annoying tho?

[indian]

brad pitt, russel crowe

[itsallyellow]

Agreeance with J Lo, Beyonce really ****** me off too.

I have a strange atraction to Kristen Scott Thomas though and Kirsty Alley (when she was younger)

[airbolt]

Slightly off film but still in Celeb-land , I can't see the appeal of Jodi Marsh or Abi Titmuss . I mean , their "appeal" is obvious and maybe thats why they are unattractive to me.

Now , Natalie Portman is .... ( continues for 94 pages )

[Mr D Black]

I think i agree with every posting here.

Some that really infuriate me are:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker - Horse-faced looking skeleton.

2. Madonna - Gap toothed, mystic-obsessed fitness freak.

3. Posh Spice - I honestly think her Bo-Selecta face is better. As posh as a piece of sh*t.

The above are very overrated, on the other hand these are my picks for being dark horse sex-symbols:

1. Jennifer Tilley - US actress, best voice i have heard.

2. Drew Barrymore - probably not the prettiest of the Angels, but the sexiest.

3. Ellen Barkin - A MILF probably about 20 years before the term was invented.

[Englishbird]

agree with j-lo, esp when she sings, leaves me cold, the woman has no discernible talent that i can find.

My best mate has hated Demi Moore for years (I quite like her) she did say the other day that her dislike was now focused on someone else, but i can't remember who..... oooo yes I can, she hates Angelina Jolie now.

Flipping the tables a bit, I think Carrie Fisher is absolutely beautiful, (now, not referring to princess laya) although she's not necessarily revered as a great beauty.

[galltin]

Yes Helen Mirren's always mystified me too..........

Cannot bear Abi Titmuss, there was a wonderful line (from I think Bobby Ball) about her " Every time I say Abi Titmuss I want to say and a Happy New Year!

[mycatis]

Carol Vordeman uuurrrggghhhh she is not "the thinking mans crumpet" she is a pretentios middle aged bag. (Who my son calls Troy McLure, cause she will/does advertise anything!) lol
Totally agree about Keanu Reeves, yuk!
And as for Britney! Oh purlease! She hasnt got a sexy bone in her body

[funnywebsite]

Russel Crowe - Very Ugly

Forgotten his name now - he was married to Demi Moore - UGLY

I cannot stand Carol Vorderman or ???brains gone dead again - the safety pin woman - went out with whats his face slept with a pro

Sorry I am on my way out so rushing it....

[brachiopod]

Think you mean Liz HUUURGHHl-ly, f-w-s?

[gary baldy]

I dont understand the Kylie thing. She looks like a younger version of Madge Bishop (who ironically was her on screen mum wasn't she?) - people go on about her bum but she aint got one. Add to that any stick insect, flat chested, ironing board bum model/actress - Kate Moss/Jennifer Aniston etc = totally sexless. Give me pre-Sam Mendes Kate Winslett (now too thin) Drew Barrymore and dare i say it Martine McCutcheone. Real women!

[Drusilla]

Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom both remind me of waxwork models and it irritates me no end that the newspapers adore two such talentless fakes and they keep getting employed. Aaarggh!!!!

[brachiopod]

I laughed out loud at Mr.D Black;

Sarah Jessica Parker - Horse faced skeleton !!!

Excellent! And totally agree.

However, regarding the original question, I'm with Octavius, Helen Mirren has definitely got something.

[zipadeedodah]

Eamon Holmes! There's just something about him I really don't like!