Pure Cremation

[Hymie]

Earlier today my wife, mother-in-law and I were all watching TV when one of those cremation adverts came on; at which my mother-in-law announced that she would quite like to be cremated, to which I said, OK – I’ll get your coat.

[McMouse]

Suggest you get yours too.

[Hopkirk]

Why does she need her coat? Crematoriums are quite warm.