No, No And Thrice No!

[Buenchico]

Gingejbee has posted this link on another thread but I just wanted to say that this definitely won't be on MY Christmas shopping list this year!
https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/01/heinz-launches-terrys-chocolate-orange-mayo-just-in-time-for-christmas-15693512/

[barry1010]

I’d try it on toast or a dollop on a warm mince pie

[barry1010]

Maybe in a turkey sandwich

[-SharonA-]

Is this a belated April Fools joke??
Yeurgh, who on earth would eat this?? And on what??

[Buenchico]

I regard mayo as the Devil's vomit at the best of times, Barry, so I don't think that I'll be taking up your suggestions above ;-)

[Buenchico]

At least Sharon's got good taste (or good taste buds, anyway)!

[Hopkirk]

It's not on open sale.
(a bit of free publicity us all they want)

[jno]

I don't think I'd spread that on my crumpet, no.

[Buenchico]

>>> It's not on open sale

That's probably because any right-minded Trading Standards official would get it taken off the shelves as soon as possible, Hoppy ;-)

[-SharonA-]

Thank you Chris! I am a kinda anything goes person food wise.

[Peter Pedant]

what about cat soup?

[Buenchico]

I have to be very careful about what I spread on my crumpet, Jno. She makes such a fuss about little things like that!

;-)

[Buenchico]

>>> what about cat soup?

I'd rather eat Pedant Pie ;-)

[Barsel]

They've made 200 jars of the stuff, realise it won't sell, so they are giving them away in a competition.

[wolf63]

I saw this earlier

https://heinztohome.co.uk/pages/win-a-choc-orange-mayo

[Buenchico]

^^^ That's one competition I definitely won't bother entering then, Barsel!

(Mind you, if they're selling as collectors' items, for thousands of pounds, in a few year's time, I might then come to regret my decision!)

;-)

[Buenchico]

I can't even bring myself to click on that link, Wolfie!

[wolf63]

It sounds awful but I entered the competition because I could see the potential for £££ if I decided to sell it.

[pastafreak]

I like mayo...I make my own.
I like chocolate and orange combined.
But some combinations are just not meant to be...this monstrosity is one of them. Just no. No. No.

[wolf63]

I was told that Cat meat tastes like Chicken, I like Chicken.☺

[Stickybottle]

Sounds worse than the Marmite chocolate Easter eggs that were on sale recently