Green Frog.

[zabado]

I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale green colour. The next time he looks it's grown four little legs and is now a darker shade of green .By the end of the week he has a little green frog sat in the middle of his bald head and he thinks it's time to go to the doctors.So he put on a hat and takes himself down to his local surgery.
When he enters the doctors room he starts to remove his hat and the doctor asks "What can I do for you "
and the Frog replies "It all started with this spot on my @rse".

[ZebuSanctuary]

ROFL... Goodness me. I laughed so much I very nearly Croaked!

[LadyCG]

A frog goes into a bank clutching a pink ceramic pig. He approaches the Bank Clerk whose name is Patricia Whack and states that he'd like to take out a £10,000 loan.

Patricia says, "That's a large sum of money. Do you have any collateral, Mr.....?

The frog replies, "The name's Kermit Jagger ... and my dad's name is Mick Jagger." He hands her the ceramic pig.

Patricia goes to see the Bank Manager. "There's a frog out there by the name of Kermit Jagger who says his dad is Mick Jagger. He wants to borrow £10,000 against THIS. I mean, what the hell is it?"

The Manager replies, "Its a nik nak Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."

[ZebuSanctuary]

@LadyCG... LOL

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Lol!

[Ken4155]

Last time i heard that one, LCG, it was set on a building site (where a man of colour was being ill-treated by his colleagues) and included a very non-PC word, as in Mick, Mac, Paddy, Whack, leave the *** alone.

[William51]

He needs some Preparation H.