Classic Comedy Lines

[Bazile]

Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain...

LMPO - Still funny every time

[Buenchico]

Just for you, Baz ;-)

[Buenchico]

"That's very nearly an armful"

[Bazile]

Thanks Chris
Just been watching that and other classic lines from Porridge and others

[Buenchico]

"I've got it written down here on a piece of paper"

[Buenchico]

Totally unscripted: "You enjoying that sandwich?"

[johnny.5]

four candles
this parrot is no more
I'm playing all the right notes

[JimF]

"Sir, I'm scared, sir..."

[jno]

"I'll have what she's having."
"These go to 11."

[johnny.5]

Don't tell 'em Pyke

[sddsddean]

Thats not a knife...thats a knife!

[William51]

The humour in Fawlty Towers is classic and will last the test of time.

[Arrods]

If it’s a boy, they’re going to call it Rodney, after Dave.

[brainiac]

"I've got it written down here on a piece of paper"

So did Tony Hancock in 'The Blood Donor' - all his lines were written on idiot boards and he's obviously reading them.

[Peter Pedant]

can I do you now sir?
it is only being so cheerful as keeps me going
.
you'll have had yourrrrrrr tea...

[barry1010]

brainiac, wasn't that due to concussion and the repercussions from a car accident? He just got lazy after The Blood Donor and preferred the idiot boards to learning lines

[fripfrip]

The life Of Brian,welease bwian.

[ToraToraTora]

baz: "Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain... " - that's a classic of course but the best line of all follows that.....following the above Mrs Richardson says: "...well I expect a reduction!" - Basil: "Why? Because Krakatoa isn't erupting?" - classic!

[Calibax]

I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you.

[Barmaid]

German Guest: Will you stop mentioning the war?
BF: Well you started it.
German Guest: No we didn't
BF: Yes you did, you invaded Poland.

That cracks me up every time.