Enough about complaints now. Heres a question for you?

[The Wanderer]

Why dont Sheep shrink in the rain? Seriously why dont they?

[WoWo]

Because wool is shrunk by hot water, not water in general, given that rain isn't hot sheep don't shrink.

[Homer55]

Yeah! also why doesnt a black sheeps colour fade???

[aka pixi]

its cos they carry umbrellas obviously doh lol

[morg_monster]

homer - same reason our hair doesn't fade much - it grows to a certain length, falls out and then is replaced. sheep wool is shorn every year so it probably doesn't get a chance to fade in the sun -

put q in animals and nature then you might get some farmer who knows ...

[*ALFIE*]

cos they shag sheep

[dropgoal3]

morg monster i dont think that wanderer was been serious and neither was homer take a step back and have a look at most of the enswers

[morg_monster]

no s**t sherlock

I only answered homer's question you might notice - i figured it wasn't entirely serious but it did get me thinking - my hair faded when i went to aus - why not a sheep...

[dropgoal3]

on the sheep subject.

how can they prove that dolly the sheep was a clone when all sheep look the same

[RENPEN21]

If i did a pee on a sheep would it shrink as that's warm water

Sort Of....

[alijangra]

At the risk of sounding like Im taking you seriously dropgoal3, but have you never heard of the concept of DNA?

[aka pixi]

all sheep may look the same but they baaaaaa differently :)

[dropgoal3]

no please explain in full to me im really really really really intersted.

[alijangra]

and also far too much talk of sh@gging and urinating on sheep in this post! If you must do such things, get an inflatable one!! :)

[alijangra]

Dont be such a muppet. I really cant be bothered with that.

[dropgoal3]

oh please dont deprive me off your infante intelignce that none of us others could possible have when we are just having some fun.

[alijangra]

sorry dear you seem to be the only one with a problem. And for the record, you are about as funny as a kick in the teeth.

[dropgoal3]

well thankyou for telling me i can sleep at night now that i have your opinion

[alijangra]

oooh sarcastic as well as funny? How do you do it??

[alijangra]

Anyway, please no more of your wit and humour. I must go and stitch my sides back together.

[dropgoal3]

im glad that the person who has posted some of the "funniest" comments has had the time to tell me what is funny and unfunny and also for explaining sarcasm and wit to me.

I thank you