The big red book.

[casaespana]

How do you become a contestant on This Is Your Life? I have written to Michael Aspel, but no reply has been received as yet. Also my letters to London Television have been returned endorsed "not known at this address". I have been taking acting lessons for a month, in the hope that I would get an audition and feel more relaxed in front of the cameras, but alas it looks as though I have been wasting my time. Mr. Aspel is probably very busy, but I thought his secretary would have taken the time to reply.

[4getmenot]

Are you famous?

[lankeela]

Try writing to Eamon Android.

[Fat Boy]

Don't worry, the reason Mr Aspel hasn't written back to you is because otherwise it wouldn't be a surprise when he appears behind you on stage at the RSC & whisks you off to a studio full of friends, luvvies and admirers. It'll probably happen very soon.

[henrymullen]

this is your life finished many years ago so i think you really are wasting your time

[Fat Boy]

p.s. don't forget to look shocked & humble

[electricblue]

AND famous!

[campbellking]

Not sure about Anita, but maybe her other brother Richard has been on?

[lankeela]

Keith was due to be on but Orville let the cat out of the bag.

[gary baldy]

Try writing to Esther Rantzen - she presents This is Your Life nowadays.
She plays a trainee lawyer who lives in a house with that nice Nigel Davenport lad and Tanita Takiram's brother.

[lankeela]

But you can only get on if you have a ***** that looks like a potato.

[lankeela]

Is that T'anita who uses t'internet?

[shammydodger]

Try being funny. That might get you on.

[beejaybee]

Are you being serious asking such question casaespana???

[casaespana]

Yes, and I don't understand why everyone feels the need to make fun of me. Lots of people apply to be contestants on TV shows, so why pick on me? Whatever happened to this friendly site?