Don't mess with Grandma, (True story)
>
> > Don't Mess With Grandma:
> > > This is a true story ... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and
> > upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her
> > vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
> > to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
> it!
> > > Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
> They
> > got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to
> load
> > her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
> > She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
> > tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she
> > found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded
her
> > bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom
> she
> > told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of
the
> > counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
> elderly
> > woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white
> > hair, and carrying a large handgun.
> > > > > No charges were filled.