dont watch the royle family, but it could be this.
http://www.rpbridge.net/zep1.htm
chorus
i want a girl just like the girl that mar-ried dear old dad,
she was a pearl and the on-ly girl that dad-dy e-ver had.
a good old fash-ioned girl with heart so true,
one who loves no-bod-y else but you
i want a girl just like the girl that mar-ried dear old dad.
verse 1
when i was a boy my moth-er oft-en said to me,
get mar-ried boy and see, how hap-py you will be,
i have looked all o-ver, but no girl-ie can i find,
who seems to be just like the lit-tle girl i have in mind.
i will have to look a-round un-til the right one i have found.
verse 2
by the old mill stream there sits a coup-le old and gray,
though years have rolled a-way, their hearts are young and gay,
moth-er dear looks up at dad with love-light in her eye,
he steals a kiss, a fond em-brace, while ev-'ning breez-es sigh;