Masterchef.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Is John Torode related to Dr. Fox. Am I alone in this discovery?

Further, I really do not like the man. I appreciate his "job" is to criticise, but unlike other celebrity chefs, I have never actually seen him cook anything.

He needs to get off his high horse and start doing what AWT or Ainsley Harriot does, i.e. cook and show the nation they are in fact capable.

[whiffey]

I have to state an enormous interest here, and one which I am prepared to take to pistols at dawn. The man is an idol. Here are a few things he said tonight:

"She put a bit of cheese in a bit of pig"
"It looks pretty messy doesn't it"
"It is seriously seriously salty"
"I went.......PAHDUN !"
"PUSTA"

[ummmm]

Don't know the answer but thought I would pop in to say Hello....

[curlyfilm]

as a chef meself, john torode is not too bad, its that opinionated green grocer who gets my goat.....

[whiffey]

Sorry, I left out GreggsPasty:

"I think the flavour's alright. It looks awful"
"This nice piece of pork has now become like a piece of chewing gum"
"She didn't cook it, she introduced it to a pan"
"Why would you wanna eat peach with a pice of butter bread?"

(dangler, HELP !! where are you old friend ?!)

[Athley]

Don' forget his terrible impression of being peshed up when he was eating the boozy pudding!

[joby1]

i think he looks like jono colemans twin

http://www.jonocoleman.com/

[curlyperm]

lol athley, i noticed that..........but couldnt help thinking with that dirty great coldsore on the side of his mouth, and he obviousley had a cold - how the hell could he taste anything?? Incidently Jo........i didnt even realise he was a chef, and yeah he does have a 'look' of 'Foxy' about him, pair of goodlooking barstewards eh? eh? : /

[spurslady]

I haven't watched this series, but he used to be the in-house Chef on This Morning' A few years ago when Richard and Judy still presented it.

[Tizzi247]

I think both John and Greg are great and I really enjoy Masterchef. I disagree with the Lion, I think Ainsley is too full of himself and likes the sound of his own voice too much. Anthony worrall Thompson is just about bearable, Gordon and Jamie are the tops!