Who fancies being my pixel punch bag?

[China Doll]

I'm in a foul mood, I've had a lousy nights sleep, my days going from bad to worse and I'm having a bad hair day.

So who fancies being my pixel punch bag?

I promise you won't require any form of medical treatment.

Now there's an offer you don't get every day.

China

[Sylar]

punch away...Im a hard nut tho

[Gromit]

Another Bad Hair day?

[B00]

retreats quickly

Sorry misread- though you said lunch bag.

[whiffey]

Are you that very tall strikingly beautiful girl I was letching after on Friday night ?

[China Doll]

Sylar - So are most nuts. They still crack though. Do you have some nut crackers I could borrow?

Gromit - What do you mean another bad hair day?!

Boobies - Coward! ;0P

[China Doll]

Depends whffey... what do you count as 'tall'?

[annie0000]

Fire Away, I warn you though, i have just eaten a cajun chicken and sweetcorn baguette and it is not fully settled in my tummy yet.

[Pippa68]

Go on then, CD. Do what you will...no need to be gentle either, as I am quite headstrong today :o)

[China Doll]

annie - sweetcorn and chicken? Just why? It's like tuna and sweetcorn? No point...

Pip - I just don't like you... ;0)

You know suprisingly none of this is making me feel better... perhaps I should try group therapy instead? We could all hold hands and chant.

[Pippa68]

Oh CD..I did expect better than that.

Even a ''You stink of wee'' would be more appropriate, although that is usually 4getmenots favourite insult directed at me ;o)

[China Doll]

To be honest Pip, it's the way you look that offends me more than the smell...

[annie0000]

It's b'cos the lettuce looked a bit worse for wear and i like to have some form of vegetation on my sandwich - and the tuna in the canteen is always a bit too tuna-ey - if you get my drift! You want to fight about it eh? eh?..........

Annie puts her dooks up.

[China Doll]

Tuna? Being to tunery? Next you'll be telling me it tastes a bit too fishey... ;0P

[Pippa68]

Now THAT is more like it.

Sorry I haven't had a chance to shave this morning. And my monobrow isn't hairy enough to wax just yet..the boils are cultivating nicely, however.

[annie0000]

Exactly - much too fishey - I prefer my tuna when it tastes like chicken. In fact i don't know why all food doesn't taste like chicken. That is going to be my new campaign. Apart from Scampi flavour, which was a bit of a novelty, unless they have made it a crisp flavour, it is not worth eating. If tuna tasted nice, then you would get tuna crisps - I rest my case!

[Champagne]

You can punch me about the HEED!! It's mostly full of mashed potato so it'll be nice and squidgy for you and won't make an ounce of difference to my, erm.... what were we talking about again?

[Pippa68]

Tuna...now that smells like wee.

Or is it the other way round??

[annie0000]

Pippa - why would you wax your mono brow? I have to wear a fake one - I have improvised with a fake moustach, the hamster would keep still when I stuck him on my head with Blutak.

[annie0000]

meant "wouldn't" - doh!!!

[Pippa68]

I only wax it once it has grown full length, annie.

I like the way people stare at it and take notes as the stubble grows through. Makes me feel most attractive! I quite fancy getting a fake one for special date nights, though.

I could pull a better class of guy if worn complete with camel toe cup.