Blonde goes into a shoe shop

[fly258]

to buy a pair of boots. She walks around the shop looking for a pair she both likes and can afford. After a while, she sets her heart on a pretty little pair in the corner and asks the shop assistant if she could try a pair on. The shop assistant, brings back a pair of the boots in the young girl's shoe size. He hands them over to her and is a bit puzzled when she takes off her shoes and doesn't try the boots on. Not being able to withhold his curiosity, he asks the young lady if anything was wrong, to which the girl replies,"Well, actually, I was wondering how you can tell which foot goes into which boot" Surprised, the shop assistant answers: "Actually, the manufacturers of the boots have anticipated this problem and have put an 'L' on one of the bottom of the boots and an 'R' at the bottom of the other. The boot with the 'L' is the one that should be worn on your left foot and the boot with the 'R' is the one that should be worn on your right foot." "Ahhh!" says the girl "that must explain it then: I've always wondered what the 'C&A' stood for on my knickers.

[wildwood]

That's a great one Fly.
An unexpected and very funny punchline.