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Interview with a Pirate
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A man with a peg legs, a hook for each hand, and an eye patch went to apply to be a pirate.
The interviewer first asked: 'How did you get that peg leg?'
"Arrr. I got my leg shot off in the army."
"And how did you get those hooks?"
"My hands were cut off in an accident."
"What about your eye patch?"
"It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in my eye."
"And that put your eye out?"
"No, it was the week after I got my hooks..."
The interviewer first asked: 'How did you get that peg leg?'
"Arrr. I got my leg shot off in the army."
"And how did you get those hooks?"
"My hands were cut off in an accident."
"What about your eye patch?"
"It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in my eye."
"And that put your eye out?"
"No, it was the week after I got my hooks..."
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