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Sean and Cilla...
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, look intrigued. After the show Cilla says, 'Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv ter 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we cud 'ave a lorra lorra fun.' So they went back to her house and got comfortable and after a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad, passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and then we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold ma balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand.' Cilla looks a bit perplexed but says 'Okay.'
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens and they have even better sex than before. Sean says 'Cilla, that was wonderful but if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to...'
'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n' balls again, no problem hun.' Cilla complies with the routine and the results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks 'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one 'and an yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?
Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser,the bitch stole ma wallet !
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