Leslie Ash

[Petal~flower]

Did I just read it right, that Leslie Ash has received 5 million pounds compensation for contracting MSSA while in hospital? That cant be right

[jno]

quite a bit, isn't it, especially considering that you and I will be paying it. It includes loss of earnings.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7192605.stm

[Petal~flower]

I think she is kidding everyone, if she thinks she would of earned 5 million quid had she been able to work!

[Gromit]

�5 million - piffle!

When she sues that butcher who made her look like a a fish, she will be quids in.

[jno]

If Jonathan Woss makes �15 million in three years, I don't suppose it'd be beyond Leslie Ash over a longer period. But can she really never work again? Actors have been known to cope without walking (Lionel Barrymore, a great-uncle I think of Drew, spent many years only taking roles he could play in a wheelchair.) Anyway, if I see her on the telly again I'll be on the phone to her asking for my money back.

[Ice.Maiden]

If she sues the makers of the bed where she originally had her boisterous sex games - she might get even more!

[Doc Spock]

half a million it was, still too much

[tiggerblue10]

She can afford to get her trout fixed now then!

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh LOL!!! Hi Tigger - you're in fine fettle hun! xx

[Ice.Maiden]

An after thought - Can people get those huge, over-sized lips reduced again? I mean... there's worse than Leslie. Pete burns springs to mind!

[tiggerblue10]

Hi Ice, Petal and all. Sorry about that Petal - my manners are very bad this evening.

I was actually quite depressed earlier Ice. Feel a bit better now though. x

[jno]

five mill is what it says, Doc.

[Ice.Maiden]

Drop me a line sweets - but hey - you're just coming into your own now!!! Hi Petal, btw, and everyone else.

[pastafreak]

How about ' the bride of Wildenstein'.. as she is known...has had so much surgery that is nothing left of her original face...uuurgghhh

[Ice.Maiden]

How much would Joe Average get for contracting one of those foul hospital bugs?

[tiggerblue10]

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/Jocelyn -Wildenstein.JPG

[jno]

yes, she went a bit over the top

http://itp.nyu.edu/~bp432/blug/Jocelyn%20Wilde nstein%20B%20&%20A.img_assist_custom.jpg

[tiggerblue10]

Just a bit jno???

[Gromit]

Evasive surgery can be performed.

This does not eradicate the mistakes of collagen implants, but can re-distribute the error to another part of the body. The most common procedure usually relocates the big lips to the anus. The most famous recipitent being Paul Burrell.

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh Pasta! Ha ha ha!!!! Yes - I was trying to think of her name before pete's sprang to mind! How gross. Another one who doesn't look too "healthy" is Sly Stallone's mother!!!!

[jno]

just a teensy tad. If you look at the collection I linked to, she was actually pretty before she started, so you have to wonder what possessed her