Ian Beale has a gaylord affair...............

[Bewlay Bros]

.............with Jane's brother.

Is there any truth in this rumour?

[dot.hawkes]

that brother is way to fit for ian, they are just not suited, bad casting, (beale i mean lol)

[Whickerman]

...and jane's not Dot?

Every single girl he's pulled - and married! - is waaaaaaay out of his league.

Suppose there's hope for us all....!

[Bewlay Bros]

Sgt Howie,

I didn't think much of Laura to be honest.

Now Tamsin Outhwaite was crumpet, one has to admit. And Cindy was OK for a tart.

[phylkat]

Noooooooooo!

He's setting up a business with Jane's brother on the web, Ian and he are going to cater for 'Gay' weddings, (A growing business) and a nice little earner they feel.
pk

[Whickerman]

Laura was stacked though.

[neo.]

what was she sacked for

[littleoldme]

Ian Beale, gay? Some of us have waited a long time to have our suspicions proved right on this one. ;-)

BTW Whickerman, if he only stuck to girls who were in his league, who would that leave him? Jade Goody, Ruth Kelly and the ginger one from Girls Aloud?

[littleoldme]

Oops, silly me. I was forgetting Dot Cotton...