Snakes

[SeaJayPea]

I hate snakes, they scare the living daylights out of me. I'll probably have a really bad night tonight.

But I can't stop watching Life In Cold Blood. This is what the licence fee is for. Just brilliant TV.

[perigra]

yeh. ded good!!!!!!!!

[tiggerblue10]

David Attenborough makes it all magic for me. I love him.

[SeaJayPea]

"He has two sexual organs, one on each side so that, depending on where she's lying, he has no problem". (Or something like that) - And all said with such insouciance that you don't actually realise the significance of what he's said until you see the picture.

Absolutely awesome. The man's a genius.

[Abdulmajid]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Who is mother Attenborugh (or was assuming she is dead) more proud of, David or Lord Richard???

If she had to pick one, no equality in the answer.

[tiggerblue10]

OMG that house was floating away!!!

Why is Richard a Lord and David only a Sir???

[Abdulmajid]

I have no idea.

Perhaps it is Richards work with universities and charities maybe?

[tiggerblue10]

Well I think his Lordship is well overdue.

[SeaJayPea]

So do I. How do we go about starting a No10 petition?

[Abdulmajid]

I think it's down to Her Majesty, not that fat one eyed dick splash who lives at No. 10.

[tiggerblue10]

I thought it was the Queens advisers who decided. I haven't got a clue have I! Lol

[SeaJayPea]

Blimey, there's one already on the No10 website. Let's go for it. I'm the sixth person to sign it.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/lordattenborough/

[beatle3]

brill prog i agree