worst chat up line

[tinkerbell99]

whats the worst chat up line has anyone had or used? mine was he showed me his watch and asked what time it is then he said its chico time lol xxxxxxxx

[zabo]

"your feet must be tired, you've been running on my mind all day"

[zzxxee]

i like your top it will look good on my floor yuk.....

[~spaced~]

Ive never used one, and ive never had one used on me. But a friend of mine really liked this girl, so he asked the barman for the biggest lump of ice he had. He took the ice to the table where the girl was sat, in this club, smashed the block up with a knife and said "now that we've broken the ice, how about I buy you a drink"

Cheesy, but it worked!

[leyenda_dos]

Im a jeweller , fancy a free pearl necklace ?







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[4GS]

I once used:
"If you're looking for somewhere to sit then my face is available"

I went home that night with Pan and her 5 sisters lol

[zabo]

of course it must work, spaced. the poor girl was too embarrassed to refuse. :-)

[pips1]

I like that spaced! Bet it made a mess tho.

[~spaced~]

Zabo, pips, she loved it!

I think she was so taken aback by the braveness of chat up line she could say know. Either way I think he made her breakfast in the morning!

Lol 4GS

[andrea81]

A bloke once asked me if "I come here often" then we both laughed because he realised that he just said a really stupid chat up line1

I don't think it was meant to be a chat up line, he was very embarrased, but cute, so he got a little kissing that night! No more though!

x

[leyenda_dos]

Fancy a pizza n a shag?

When they say no .
The guy replies DONT YOU LIKE PIZZA ?






This was used regularly by big chris.He had a 50/50 hit rate with it.








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[logic]

last night, i dreamt you were a taxi,

and i was just getting in to you.


Got a slapped face for that one.

[pips1]

LOL @ Logic. Like the one about the pizza tho.

[China Doll]

I get asked the time a lot too but I've just put that down to a shortage of male watches available.

[Abdulmajid]

"Did you know darlin', that you look a little pale and there is more vitamin D in a mouthful of jizz than you would get with 5 hours sunbathing. So save your money on sunscreen and give me a b*** j*b"

What girl would turn that down?

[zzxxee]

your like a parking ticket you have fine written all over you...

[leyenda_dos]

Did i tell you im a crossdresser?
















Any chance i can get into your pants tonight?






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[tinkerbell99]

lol there all funny 2 saturdays ago i was on a night out with the girls a bloke was going around telling girls to feel his arm and when they did he said boyfriend material lol you couldn't make it up lol

[corrie-anne]

HA HA ,
my mum told me about that logic,

served you right.

By the way, I'm back in Tenerife, for four days.
Corine.

[Whickerman]

Fella: Would you like a shag?

Girl: No

Fella: Well would you mind lying down while i have one?

[leyenda_dos]

hello corrie

again?
well its gettin hotter
were in a colima so expect hot sticky nights


you north or south?






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