Celeb Masterchef

[tiggerblue10]

Who do you want to win?

[whiffy]

I don't care as long as we get loads of close-ups of Toad and Pasty shovelling it in. In earlier series they had the sound turned up, but nowadays we don't get so much of the slurping and chewing.

Will we ever hear anything to equal:

"You have ruined a simple risotto"
"This around the edge is beginning to look distinctly swamplike"

I really fancy India, the continuity girl.

Sorry tiggs, it's your thread, but Masterchef just does things to me.

[tiggerblue10]

You carry on there Whiffs. Lol

[whiffy]

Ha ha they are cooking in the jungle and I espied nonuts peering through the bushes, picking his nose, but the camera didn't dwell on him, leave that to David Attenborough.

[tiggerblue10]

I thought Andy was good last night when taking control of everything.

[tiggerblue10]

I just spotted a stripy millipede crawling ip the tree. I hate those thing.

[tiggerblue10]

*stripey

[whiffy]

lol why is Fatty Pasty dressed up as a Mountie and looking all vegetable stern?

[tiggerblue10]

Mark looks like he's about to have a coronary!

I think that crocodile can smell the springbok. Lol

[whiffy]

I think Liz looks like Baby Spice, and unbelievably, Fatty Pasty has string hanging from his hat with a girl guide badge at the front.

Liz is winner for me.

[puddicat]

Why south africa to stage this, must cost a arm and a springboks leg, to sent that lot plus the presenters and the film crew, once again our license is paying for this jolly, surely they could have come up with somewhere in uk!!!

[tiggerblue10]

Oh no! Poor Andy :-(

[whiffy]

So how were the cameras conveniently there to film Andy staggering out of the house??

Ehh????? And he seemed alright too when he was lying on the couch, a boot up the bum might have helped.

Liz is going to win.

[tiggerblue10]

My friend had a reaction to malaria tablets some years ago and she was in agony. I really don't think he was putting it on especially after last night when he coped well and took over in army camp challenge.

[tiggerblue10]

Considering Liz's past experience in cooking she has come on in leaps and bounds. I wouldn't be surprised is she did win. I don't think Mark will win. He gets too stressed.

[Octavius]

Why on every episode is someone "tested to their absolute limit"?

He sure blinking says that a lot.

[whiffy]

Doesn't Marcus Waering come over as arrogant?

Top chef maybe, and a world away from my curries, but ffs he complains about the shape of a piece of squirted meringue!!

[tiggerblue10]

I agree Octavius, it is very annoying.

I wonder if Gordons watching!!!

[Octavius]

Marcus is a professional perfectionist, it has earned him his dollar so why should he compromise on his image? I would expect nothing less than my own concept of perfection from anyone else trying to emulate my style.

[tiggerblue10]

Oh dear! Mark is defo not going to win then! Lol

[tiggerblue10]

Looks like Rabbit is back on the menu. Phew!