Just because I fancy a bleather........

[Lakitu]

I was on the phone to a man called John Thomas yesterday, I had to put my side on mute so he wouldn't hear me giggle.

I watched Unbreakable last night, there's 2 hours of my life I won't get back again.

Tomorrow is my Aunt and Uncle's 50th wedding anniversary and they have invited the rest of the family round. They have hired an adult bouncy castle, those inflatable sumo suits, archery. There will be a BBQ and lots of booze.

I dreamt I had baby monkey's in my house last night :o/

What's the difference between a normal bouncy castle and an adult bouncy castle?

Anything you would like to add?

[Sachs]

Lakitu, what's a bleather? lol!

[Lakitu]

Oh sorry! LMAO!!

It's Scottish for a yap

[Sachs]

Right!!!! So you dreamt of baby monkeys? You're mad woman! lol! xxx

[Lakitu]

Well, I have 3 rabbits and I call them my wee monkey's, when I'm going to bed I say "night night my monkey's" (stop laughing!), so I reakon that's why I dreamt I had baby monkey's. They were cute LOL.

[Sachs]

Right! lol! Back to your question, what's the difference between a normal and adult bouncy castle? An adult one allows you on it so you can be a big kid all over again!! Watch you don't wet yourself with laughing when you roll in to the middle with everyone else!! lol!! xxx

[Lakitu]

I have my tena lady looked out :o)

We were all there for a **** up a couple of Summer's ago, they have one of those trampoline's in their garden. In our drunken state, we decided it was a great idea to jump out of the second floor window onto the trampoline. That was fun, I suspect this will be safer though LOL.

[Sachs]

Now I know you're a mad woman! lol! Have a great time tomorrow anyway! xxx

[Lakitu]

Thank you :o) xx

[Lakitu]

No you ******* can not, you manky toot! :o)

[Lakitu]

Oh, and just as a wee addition to my bleather, the supermarket has got all their christmas sweets/biscuits/selection boxes for sale already :o(

[Sachs]

Well I say bring it on! I love Christmas!! :0) xxx

[Lakitu]

I'm not the biggest fan of Christmas at all.

I'n trying to arrange something for hogmanay but my friends need convincing that getting dressed up for a ceilidh at a hotel will be good fun!

We're all 30 somethings, so I reakon we're too old for trawling in the city centre with a back pack full of plonk (and it's cold too!). I think that a 3 course meal, ceilidh, stovies after the bells goes and then a disco until the sun rises sounds like a plan. How can I convince them??

[Lakitu]

Who is Lucy and John?

[Lakitu]

Oooh, it could be, Knobbs!!

Ahhhhh THAT Lucy Thomas! No, John Thomas is another name for a penis, where I come from it is anyway.

[Sachs]

Well I wouldn't need talking round, sounds like a great Hogmany hootananny night! lol! I'd miss my Jules though!! xxx

[Lakitu]

I think it sounds good too. Men in kilts, fed, watered, warm and dancing.

Who is Jules??