Have you ever walked round with something attached to you?

[what..the?]

A 'kick me' sign
Some toilet roll
some food

well anything really

I answered the door a few months back to some new neighbours wearing a black t shirt and sweat pants. Later I realised it had yogurt all down the front. I dread to think what they thought ...Mrs Slob maybe!

[squarebear]

When I was new in my very first job. I walked home for lunch one day and found that someone had sellotaped the page 3 girl from the Sun on the back of my coat.

I didn't realise until I got home.

[cazzz1975]

my daughter had some toothpaste on her forehead today

I often have stuff on me when I pop out for something, I always realise when I am at the checkout, I had a lot of toast crumbs on me this morning, I was alerted when the bloke in the petrol station said "I bet you enjoyed your toast "

[what..the?]

I assume you were slightly annoyed squarebear, did you find out who it was?

[PrangedOut]

they probably thought it was *** after a sensual BJ >_<

[what..the?]

pmsl 'enjoyed your toast' thats great!

[squarebear]

Yes. It was a lad who I worked with. He was laughing when I got back to work in the afternon.

He stopped laughing after I glued his coffee cup to the table a few weeks later though :-)

[what..the?]

well it did cross my mind pranged but I didnt like to say such dirty things on here ....you dont mind though obviously lol

[PrangedOut]

iv walked out with my trackies on before with naughty stains on them by mistake what the..?, dont worry about it!

LOL

[what..the?]

you naughty boy

[wonkon-wonk]

handcuffs!

[Barmaid]

******DO NOT READ IF EATING OR VAGUELY SQUEAMISH********

I went out for lunch with some friends and their children. The toddler was playing up so in order to let his mother eat her meal I said I would entertain him. On picking him up, I realised he had a rather full nappy. She gave me the changing stuff and I took him into the disabled loo (where the changing thing was located).

Unfortunately, said toddler was not happy with having his nappy changed (and I can't admit to being terribly experienced in such matters but I reckoned it couldn't be that difficult) and he managed to kick like hell, pebble dashing the loo and me with the unmentionable contents of his nappy. Managed to clean up said child, myself and the loo and presented him to his mother. Complained all afternoon as we walked round town that I could still smell something horrid, despite having used nearly a whole pack of baby wipes and scrubbing my hands with soap and water.

It was only when I got home, I realised I still had a bit of poo in MY HAIR!!! My god it turned me over.

The moral of that tale is NEVER EVER offer to change a friend's child's nappy without supervision when you have never done it before!

[4getmenot]

My ex stuck a note on my back when I went out one night with girly mates and it said something like 'dont touch me, I have just had sex'

[joby1]

on my 21st Bday My dad stuck a sticker on my back saying [email protected] had it on for about 4 hours before I noticed :-((

[daniela31]

On holiday once, I put toilet paper around the seat before using it, and went and stood by the pool later in my bikini, with the toilet paper sticking out of my bottoms....



I wondered where it had gone to!!

[what..the?]

oo la la this is it get more and more kinky arern't there any nuns out there who have got toliet paper stuck in their unmentionables to add a little class to this.

[what..the?]

blimey Im glad this stuff hasnt happened to me

The poo one is bad, blooming babies no wonder I dont want one their just poo factories!

'Just had sex' lol

[PrangedOut]

cant beat having a bucket of water thrown on you after being caught sh agg ing in the toilet of a well known club...


**whistles and walks away**

[what..the?]

and thats when pranged wakes up in his bed after having a wet dream lol

[PrangedOut]

LOL :D very funny!

I wish i still got wet dreams... fraid i aint that young anymore BOO effin HOO!

[Iamblue]

Yes, my wife's bra hook got tangled up in the fleece I wear for work, probably while in the tumble drier. I didn't notice it (my workmates certainly did).