jackie chan

[mr.han.man]

is it true that jackie chan had bruce lee killed so he could become the best?

[dafyd]

yes. and johnson had kennedy assasinated so he could become president. and paul macartney had john lennon shot because he didn't like sharing the royalties.

[bluedolphin]

Yes and elephants have Big Ears coz Noddy won't pay the ransom...

[Ray the DJ]

I'm willing to bet that mr.han.man is not in the police force!

[ugubesugo]

No, Jackie Chan actually IS Bruce Lee! He just faked his own death and had himself a face surgery so he was free to pursue his life-long dream of being both the first and the second martial artist to really make it in Hollywood. You read it here first, folks!