Come Dine With Me

[jo3anna]

Evening,
Did anyone watch come dine with me tonight from Preston?
Valerie was the host. I wondered if anyone had noticed her slighlty odd accent?
And also that her necklace was held up by a piece of sellotape?
Anyone?!

[ermintrude35]

...I did notice she kept on slipping into an impression of Lloyd Grossman but I missed the selotape...dam!.... class episodes this week.....

[jo3anna]

Yeh really bizarre accent! I couldnt work out if the sellotape was holiding up her microphone or not!
I know, loving this week - looks like its going to be a good one tmrw night!

[kirstywllc]

Whats with the psycho that stormed out though! He just wants all the attention!

[gina32]

and why was her head always tilted back, i wanted to push her glasses up her nose

[Ethel]

Is that the one that must surely sieve her food through her teeth, paper shredder style

[elcee45]

I noticed the sellotape too, thought her baloon whisk had seen better days, looked a bit rusty to me.

[Mr Veritas]

I did Ethel.
I was torn between the fact that she might be recovering from a stroke,or(and I came down on this side) that her bottom teeth looked to large(long) for her mouth,which resulted in her talking in such a strange way.
I think she talks in an affected way anyway,and the teeth don't help.
Bernard gets more and more rude and pompous.
It looks as if the Ladies boycott him tomorrow,well we live in hopes! LOL

[Mr Veritas]

elcee45
You mustn't mention a ladies baloon whisk in polite conversation,it's not nice! LOL

[elcee45]

LOL at Mr Veritas

[Caribeing]

I would love to have sent her Specsavers! Those specs sitting sitting on her nose were most annoying and as for her teeth! perfect candidate for "Unibond" What about the Jodie Marsh "lookalike" can't wait to see what she dishes up!

[Ethel]

I've watched it now - she does talk with a very closed throat, drawing out and flattening her vowels.

But was a truly awful man that Bernard is. I wouldn't want him knowing where I live.

[puddicat]

Had to catch this one after your reccommendations,that was circa seventies type menu,how they didnt know what mornay was,and she made her sauce with cornflour,and she paid for those shells doh!!,you were right about the accent defo lloyd grossman lol!!!

[Supermike]

I don't know if anyone recalls the accents in Kath and Kim when they play the part of upper crust shop assistants, but that's who I thought Val was trying to impersonate.

[mccfluff]

what did bernard do? after looking forward to it, i got got stuck at work and didn't get home in time :-(

[lankeela]

I thought she had had one too many facelifts and her head was being pulled backwards as they had stitched the back of her neck to her bum to hold it in place.

[Ethel]

mccluff - he had a real strop again.

He made the 'model' sick by talking about eating live scorpions, and when she returned to the table she said she liked eating the pheasant skin - Bernard said it was exactly like eating snake. The model girl said he was being horrible, and he let rip.

Later, she was talking about her wedding, he started yawning loudly - she asked was she boring him, and he let rip again, had a tantrum and stopped out in the garden.
He was really quite aggressive

[baileybird]

I felt sorry for the young man - he must have thought he was in a scene from the leage of gentlemen. The other chap looked like a chuckle brother, the strange woman being sick, plastic pam with her seashells and Bernard the pubescent irritant. Can't wait for tonight!!!!

[Ethel]

I don't feel sorry for him at all - he said he loves to throw the fireworks in, sit back and watch it all go off and then play mister nice guy.

He's a trouble maker

[gelda]

I agree with Lankeela about the face lift, I thought the same, also the young chap said she was posh and sophisticated, I thought she was as common as muck and put on the so called posh accent.

[mccfluff]

thanks ethel, i just went to download it but managed to crash everything, i think i'll just`wait for tonights ep. its his turn to cook isn't it?