Ive just won �815,810 on spanish lottery!

redcrx | 14:42 Fri 23rd Jan 2009 | ChatterBank

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all they need is my bank details!

woohoo!!!!!!

anyway i was hoping to send them a little free gift when i return the form

so..............what should i put in the envelope?????

:)

where is the Idiot today ?

I won 5318008 quid

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vandersam

Aids - if you've got any.......or a nice pile of fresh dog poo

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mrs_overall

Either

a) the bank details of someone you really detest

b) a letter asking for a few euros in cash as a show of good faith

c) something brown & smelly found on the pavement

redcrx

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zacsmaster -if only i had them, house worth a lot less than �810k.

vandersam - dog poo? thats cruel! perhaps baby poo will be better.

redcrx

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Mrs O, i dont think i detest anyone that much.

imaledge

a used tampon....its not unheard of

mrs_overall

OK then....how about a used nappy?

redcrx

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eeeewwwww thats just gross isnt it.

so tempting but i dont think i could bring myself to do it

sleepyj

use it to wipe your b*M and then send it back !

carrust

Maggots!!!

redcrx

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mr CRX is a fisherman, might be able to get some maggots

Harry-Wragg

Tell them that you represent the UK lottery and that they've won �7,000,000 which you will send if they give you details of their bank account.

redcrx

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i wonder if theyd fall for that, Harry.

actually they are so greedy they probably would pmsl

carrust

Just hope that that it takes a long time to reach them. With a bit of luck they will have turned into flies.

Velvetee

I wonder if scammers are also feeling the Credit crunch pinch?

mrs_overall

Ask them for their address & phone number and say you'll be calling for it in person

Harry-Wragg

and tell them you'll bring the cheque for 7 million quid with you.

redcrx

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maybe they are, velvetee,
perhaps we should all have a whip round for them.

4getmenot

You should see the form you should just fill that in with witty replies. One line is you next of kin..... Mmm Would that be your maiden name by any chance?

redcrx

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oh fax it to me sis if you have it there

(4get opens my post when she checks my flat for me in case anyones wondering lol)

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