Chief Wiggum is my favourite, so many fabulous throw away lines. This is my favourite "ok folks, show's over, nothing to see here, show's o........oh my god a horrible plane crash, come everybody getta load of this flaming wreckage, come on, don't be shy crowd around crowd around" or "This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.