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The S**T Awards
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The presenters were totally embarrassing. Why bother with comedy when it falls flat every year? Nobody is listening at those big round tables. Most of those music industry types evidently think it's too cool to pay attention, and feel obliged to get or look wasted. The comments award-winners make at the podium are cringeworthy. How can anyone reckon these numpties are to be admired? That fat actor presenting the award for best live act putting down live music...yeah, that makes sense. When James Corden punched at Kylie's face, she looked genuinely stunned and she's not that good an actress. Matt Horne's comment about Duffy making you want to put a fist in your mum's mouth...eh? Jamie Cullum and the ugly one from Girls Aloud always look like they want to apologise for existing. I've rarely seen such tortuous stuff - have you?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I also noticed a chilliness from Duffy towards Tom Jones when she picked up an award off him. Maybe she was trying to distance herself after silly rumours she's his lovechild.
Above all, who told Corden & Horne they're funny? They're actors primarily. Corden co-writes scripts for Gavin & Stacey and, judging from this, I suspect he writes the unfunny half. The first series of that was good, but the second was much less amusing. And this Awards show was about as witty as Shane Ritchie. Actually, I do Shane a disservice...
Above all, who told Corden & Horne they're funny? They're actors primarily. Corden co-writes scripts for Gavin & Stacey and, judging from this, I suspect he writes the unfunny half. The first series of that was good, but the second was much less amusing. And this Awards show was about as witty as Shane Ritchie. Actually, I do Shane a disservice...
I think on the whole, they tried to be too funny and it seemed as though they struggled for laughs. Other than that, I didn�t really pay much attention to any of it as I was watching the paint dry on my skirting board.
Judging by your posts, I think you have spent far too much time pondering over this and analysing the minutia!
Judging by your posts, I think you have spent far too much time pondering over this and analysing the minutia!
it's always been the same though. I remember the sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood year - it can never be any worse than that.
I agree with you about James corden, he seems to have taken his success a bit too much to heart and seems to think he can say or do anything he likes, in a similar way Brand did. I think it's only a matter of time before he offends someone big time - and then he'll see the public quickly turn against him.
I think the "best" (as in least worst!) brits, was the one that Robbie Williams did.
I agree with you about James corden, he seems to have taken his success a bit too much to heart and seems to think he can say or do anything he likes, in a similar way Brand did. I think it's only a matter of time before he offends someone big time - and then he'll see the public quickly turn against him.
I think the "best" (as in least worst!) brits, was the one that Robbie Williams did.