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WTF? The Yellow Brick Road?
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Reminds me of walking home from the kebab shop in the reef last year with knobby and lippy as we sang ( kinda ) this at the top orv our voiceeees''weeeeeeeeeeeeeee're OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFULL WIZARD OF OZ!'' I can hear them right now.....
Lardo-''please mr wizard,all ive ever wanted was a girlfriend,but i dont know how to act in front of women,so just give me a years supply of everday liposuction so by the end of the year at least half of my mount everest stomach will be gone!''
Gobby-'' oh please mr wizard make my legs longer im sick and tired of sniffing,minge,testicles and farts all day!
Lippy-''oh mr wizardmplease give me a man thats a lot more hygenic,less drunk and has a shlong bigger then my midgets kidneybean sized weiner and ill give you a BJ,as half of basildon knows......................me names linda,but they dont all call me LIPPY for nothing! arf arf!
THE END!
Lardo-''please mr wizard,all ive ever wanted was a girlfriend,but i dont know how to act in front of women,so just give me a years supply of everday liposuction so by the end of the year at least half of my mount everest stomach will be gone!''
Gobby-'' oh please mr wizard make my legs longer im sick and tired of sniffing,minge,testicles and farts all day!
Lippy-''oh mr wizardmplease give me a man thats a lot more hygenic,less drunk and has a shlong bigger then my midgets kidneybean sized weiner and ill give you a BJ,as half of basildon knows......................me names linda,but they dont all call me LIPPY for nothing! arf arf!
THE END!
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