Listen very carefully, I shall ask this only once!

[PhilD]

What were the names of the characters played by Ken Morley and Sam Kelly and the name of the Colonel in "Allo Allo"

[Waterwolf]

Ken Morley played Colonel von Flockenstoffen, Sam Kelly was Captain Hans Geering, and the colonel (played by Richard Marner) was named Kurt von Strohm.

[artisan]

But why does Sam Kelly say "Club!" all the time? Well because he's Jewish, he didn't want to say "Heil Hitler!"

[good2skull]

Sad as I am for knowing this - he says "klupp" not "club" - it's German slang and basically means "ditto". Probably for the same reason as artisan suggests.

[artisan]

I don't see why it's sad to know German. I remembered later it was something with a k but couldn't change it.