Tough Being a Monk

[marval]

There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number of monasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he had with it was, he had to take a vow of silence and could only say two words once a year. He took his vow and began his first year of service without saying a word.

At the end of one long year, he was brought before the head of the monastery and was asked what two words he would like to say. His response was "Bad Food."

And that was it for another long year, until he was once again brought before the head of the monastery, and was asked what two words he would like to say. His response was "MORE BLANKETS."

And that was it for another long year, until he was once again brought before the head of the monastery, and was asked what two words he would like to say. His response was: "I QUIT!"

The head Monk answered back: "You might as well. You have done nothing but complain since you have been here!"

[slinkycat]

Its either a really good joke, or I've had too much wine, either way, cracked me up:-)