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The Hills part 2.

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marval | 13:04 Tue 26th May 2009 | Jokes
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After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his pipe organ. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring,
almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. As the music fills the lab, his eyes catch movement. He notices the fingers on Betty Hill's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise! He is further amazed as Betty sits straight up!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:


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"Master, Master!...The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
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That's five minutes of my life gone that I'll never get back... :-)
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Sorry.
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Only kidding. It was a good groaner.
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Glad you both enjoyed it, nothing like a good groan.lol

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